graysondecay

I am a stealthy bounty hunter set in a very old “maybe mid-evil” time-frame, my mission is to befriend the townspeople in order to learn the whereabouts of the all-mighty ruler, then ultimately assassinate him. In the meantime I stumble into this big spacious church, but no one is there, I look to my immediate right and notice a slightly cracked door, I disregard it for the moment and start to investigate the rest of the church first, only to notice that there is nothing. I turn back to head towards the cracked door, then I cautiously open it and peer inside, flick on the light, (why is there a light-switch in this time-period) then step down into the lowered square room. I look around and see a desk on the right, another smaller desk in the top right corner, another, medium sized in the bottom right. The first desk was cluttered with drawn and written on papers and a wide variety of various mediums. On the second desk lie old and tattered toys. And finally, on the third desk, “keep in mind this is a mid-evil type time” all different kinds of current day electronics, “I notice only the ones that appeal to me”, “due to the fact of my mind racing with thoughts of thievery” (game-boy advance, game-cube, tons of cd/dvd/rom/cartridge/etc. ,and many others to my liking that I notice), when suddenly a kid a little younger than me outside of the dream comes barreling in extremely excited to show/describe/and explain to me all these toys and electronics “that I of-course already know about (cuz of my badass-ness)” but I disregard that because of his excitement and want he has to show me these things and let him continue while I act attentive, then I look away for a split second, look back, and he has vanished, I’m puzzled for only a few seconds. I quickly reach for the things I want the most and try to shove them in any place I could hold them, WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN!! dundunduun..There’s a lady outside the door talking to someone or something, but nothing speaks back, she says “come on sugar, we’ve got an order to inspect this area, there seems to be an intruder” I quickly look for a way to hide, but there is not a single place in this room. I quickly throw the blanket laying on the floor on top of myself as though I was asleep, she steps in and says to the “thing”, “Brutis, this man is just trying to sleep” I turn over as if awoken. The second I open my eyes as I turn around, I see directly in front of me a gigantic alligator with molten lava seeping through his scales, and around me the floor has formed into lava with only a path and a little island left surrounding me was left. I tremble in fear as the woman says “now get away from him this instant Brutis!” she left the room, I then felt the urge to pee, very badly. I ran into the other room. There were two men there now, a guardian angel, and the priest dude thing. I asked where the restroom, they pointed to these stained glass doors then continued there conversation, I walked over to them, opened them.. All of the sudden, out of nowhere, the crazy dude that always hangs out with Afro samurai popped up. I couldn’t find the bathroom, I opened some cabinets and started in..Then woke up and went pee..Sorry if the last half of this had something wrong with it, I’m really high.